i've officially lost every vote for the rest of my life

ericB · 02-11-2004, 07:10 PM

after months of assurances from my wife that the baby she's carrying is a boy, after all these other moms look at my wife's belly and assure us we're having a boy, after having two doctors perform ultrasounds and assure us we're having a boy, after two lab techs performed saturday's sonagram.......it's a girl.

hell, even the dog is a girl. wife, two daughters and a dog. the only reason i didn't get a male dog is that i didn't want dog shlong poppin' out everytime i rubbed its belly. i don't need that kind of pressure.

wife told me that we could try again for a boy in a couple years. HA! forget it!! i'm already on the hook for two weddings. i don't like my odds. my father-in-law kept trying for a boy and ended up with five girls. a farmer with five girls. i'll bet he didn't take a lot of **** from the other farmers and their sons at the co-op every weekend.

I'M OUT!!!!

where's the beer?

RiceRocket · 02-11-2004, 07:55 PM

I just love to hear you rant and say "wife" like its her name.

You should start a sticky topic that could have a daily rant in. It always makes my day.

SkittleOnChrome · 02-11-2004, 08:02 PM

lol..I feel where you're comin from, but just be thankful that you're able to have children..there's a ton of people who can't and would love to take whatever

Cxtra_ION · 02-11-2004, 08:19 PM

great rant. i asked for a boy and got a boy. thats odd they said it would be a boy, and a lil girl pops out. oh well im sure your happy either way. but the father always wants a boy.

BTW::: i got some corona's and bud lights in the fridge, help your self. sometimes its the best way to relieve the stresses of life.

picksl1 · 02-11-2004, 08:31 PM

well if you did have a boy then you would have to worry about him gettin another girl pregnant.....at the rate kids are goin these days...he would prolly be havin sex at like 10 yrs old. and the way things are goin if you teach ur kids right, you wont have to pay for the wedding. my fiance and i are payin for our own wedding hopefully in full. but our parents will be payin little if anything at all.

a boy has its ups and downs and so do girls so be happy with what you get

ericB · 02-11-2004, 08:42 PM

i'll be happy with two girls. my first one has been so much fun that i actually like the thought of having another. the rant was pointed more toward all these people saying it was going to be a boy only to find out it's a girl. now we have to change our plans for what we were going to do for the nursery and pick different names.

btw, adam....i wanted a girl the first time. this may come as a surprise but i was a boy growing up. i know how disgusting we can be. i was just kinda hoping for the matching set this time around.

00SaturnSC2 · 02-12-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cxtra_ION

great rant. i asked for a boy and got a boy. thats odd they said it would be a boy, and a lil girl pops out. oh well im sure your happy either way. but the father always wants a boy.

BTW::: i got some corona's and bud lights in the fridge, help your self. sometimes its the best way to relieve the stresses of life.

Man i could use a few, I just got home from the Deputy's viewing tonight.

lysis · 02-12-2004, 11:11 PM

hey . . . it could be worse. you could be making accidental babies . . . not that i do it . . . but i did it last night.

lol j/k but it could always be worse. just be happy that you've created something special