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05-02-2004, 05:11 AM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: NOT around here.
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|  Isn't Suv for towing and travling???
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05-02-2004, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Maitland, Florida
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SUV's are for selfish, pigheaded and somewhat stupid individuals who
A: need a big car to feel important
or B: feel that having such a big vehicle makes the roads safer, despite that fact that people making the same desision are what make the roads so dangerous in the first place.
SUV: Stupid Useless Vehicle
it amount to this:
you have just paid an exorberant amount of money for a Car thats too big to park, a truck that can't haul anything and a minivan that gets horrible gas mileage.
wise choice.
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05-02-2004, 05:47 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN
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SUV's and H2's are for men with tiny penises and barren women who can't have kids. Anyone who buys an SUV that does no hauling and has fewer than 2 kids should be killed with a shovel.
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05-02-2004, 06:00 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NJ
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id do a hot chick in an suv....
very nice point malice...
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05-02-2004, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Pullman, WA
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My parents had an Explorer.....we used it to haul the dogs and to go skiing in. But they got rid of it and bought a WRX instead.
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05-02-2004, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Florida, contemplating the next ION breakthrough.
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My mom had a 1999 Honda CRV.
I called it the Completely Retarded Vehicle, or sometimes Kuso No Inu.
Something that ghey should have gotten more than 25 MPG highway from a 2.0L 140 HP engine.
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05-02-2004, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Columbus, OH
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SUVs are the reason I'm pay $2.00 for gas. I see Hummers, Escalades, Explorers, **** like that around here, and I wanna flatten every tire. | |
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05-02-2004, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mission viejo California
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you wanna know whats funny, around me the HUmmers, explorers, and escalades ALL try and race me too
GOD I HATE SUV's!!!!!!! | |
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05-02-2004, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Plainville, CT
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If someone uses their SUV good for them. I know a few people that actually do light off roading and actually have enough kids/stuff it fill it. But 99.99999999999% of "suvs" around here are driven by single moms with 1 or 2 kids and/or people that need a mini van but want to be cool. SUV also seem to be a manly thing so plenty of single guys with no kids and nothing to carry drive navigators and escalades.
All people driving SUVs that aren't full more than 60% of the time need to be shot on the spot.
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05-02-2004, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN
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The only thing I see around here are TINY little women in Monstrous SUV's (my neighbor is 45, has no kids still at home, is about 5'8, and drives an Explorer). Those kinds of people need to flip their beast a few times and learn a lesson.
Only really pathetic men drive H2's. Most of them at least waste their money on some overpriced foreign sport coupe they can drive 10mph under the speed limite.
If an SUV ever hits me, I'm going to beat the driver to death with my tire iron. SUV's drive up gas prices and screw the environment like a cheap French floozy. Screw SUV's and anyone that drives them. Same goes for trucks that aren't used for what they were designed.
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