 joke
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her
> new shiny bike stopped beside him.
> "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
> violation.
> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
> it."
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there
> sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
> dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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