lets talk about sex

picksl1 · 01-15-2003, 03:54 AM

SEX - The benefits.
> >
> > Now, this one will frighten you into sending it on -- even if you are
not
> > superstitious!
> >
> > Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
> > sexually active or not.
> >
> > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
> > love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
> > which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
> >
> > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
> > dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
> > cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
> >
> > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
> > romantic dinner.
> >
> > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
> > tones up just about ! every muscle in the body. It's more
> > enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
> >
> > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It rel! eases the
chemical
> > endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
> > euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
> >
> > 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
> > active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
> > pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
> >
> > 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
> > EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
> >
> > 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
> > saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the
> > acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>! >
> > 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
> > tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
> >
> > 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
> > antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

01-15-2003, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by picksl1

> > 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
> > antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Umm ok haha thats not true! atleast in my experince it isnt.. I have asthma and alot of times after sex ill be left with out breath because its a ****ing work out and its that dam good wow!

kdiddy

Criosdaidhlaoch · 01-15-2003, 04:50 AM

"I have asthma and alot of times after sex ill be left with out breath"

Dude have you tried using a bucket of feed to lure the goats in as opposed to chasing them down?

picksl1 · 01-15-2003, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Criosdaidhlaoch

"I have asthma and alot of times after sex ill be left with out breath"

Dude have you tried using a bucket of feed to lure the goats in as opposed to chasing them down?

ummm have you been a baaaaaaaad boy? sorry i had to. that chasin down the goats thing wit a subject like this thread just seems a lil too wierd...what do u do with the goats after you get them all herded....nm i dont even wanna know

Criosdaidhlaoch · 01-15-2003, 05:03 AM

LOL, Kdiddy is always getting pissed because his goats play hard to get.

Joeybagodonuts · 01-15-2003, 01:43 PM

holy **** crios, that was the funniest one liner i read ALL MONTH! poor diddy! wait, what am i saying? this is didduy were talking about, go get them sheep baaaahahahaaah

01-15-2003, 01:51 PM

Geez man that was hard hahhaa i dun care cuz i found an alternative..

http://www.muttonbone.com/

its alittle offensive well not to me but if your easly offended dont click on link

kdiddy
baahhhbahhh bahhhh

picksl1 · 01-16-2003, 12:23 AM

goddamn diddy u are a freak