ok to clarify myself....my ex when he drives the car starts rubbing the dash, a little too intimately, and says stuff like "come on baby you can do it...." it's quite disturbing....
I use to sit in the car and think....he really does love that car more then me, cuase he'd do this in front of me all the time.
now I usually talk to my car like this "come on little car pick up and go." haha that's usually when the person beside me is KILLING ME.

My car loves sponge baths too.